Join Team Pancake!

Are you looking to make a difference in the furry and fast-paced world of Pancake? Do you like taking on challenging pawjects and barking non-stop for no reason at all? Then you might be a perfect candidate for joining the Pancake team! See below current job openings and apply by sending your resume to [email protected].

Administrative Resource Manager

Job Description:

As an Administrative Resource Manager, you will be in charge of administering empty nutritional rewards to Pancake for good behavior, as well as cranial and dorsal pats. You will be responsible for millions of dollars worth of cookies, crackers, raw-hide chews, bully-sticks, soft chews, and other consumables. You will work directly with Pancake, ensuring that her belly is full (but not overly-so), she is content with the amount of play time she has with you, and she has been sufficiently petted.

Responsibilities:

  • Administer treats that have really no nutritional value to Pancake, but help instill in her good behavior.
  • Ensure Pancake feels loved by spending copious amounts of time brushing, stroking, and petting her.
  • Use the latest tools and technology to encourage energy-depletion and co-operative play.
  • Manage the supplies of treats and toys so that Pancake never runs out of those things.

Qualifications:

  • Entry level-position with at least 10 years of pet care experience required.
  • High-energy individual capable of playing with Pancake for at least 30 minutes continuously.
  • Strong forearms for maximum petting and playing.
  • Good organizational skills for sorting through and easily finding all treats and toys.
  • You probably shouldn't be allergic to dogs.

Senior Waste Management Engineer II

Job Description:

As a Senior Waste Management Engineer II, you will be responsible for the acquisition and disposal of Pancake's waste and excrement. Cleaning of dump site may be necessary. We are looking for someone who is motivated and driven by challenging and malodorous projects.

Responsibilities:

  • Immediate retrieval of Pancake's lawn presents, and disposal in nearby trash receptacle.
  • Cleaning of sites may be necessary if waste has been deposited in Pancake's habitable zone.

Qualifications:

  • This is a senior-level position requiring at least 20 years of experience in waste management engineering.
  • Individual with a strong constitution and can tolerate less-than-pleasant smells.
  • Detail-oriented, and knows how to clean deeply and thoroughly.
  • Allergy to dogs is probably fine.