Bio

Basic Information

Early Life

Pancake was born on March 16, 2012 in Maple Valley, Washington. She had something like 7 brothers and sisters. Her birth name was Beth, but that sounded stupid, so she was renamed to Pancake after going to her forever home. Pancake's parents were both pretty pimp dogs. Her dad was a champion race dog, and sired a bunch of other litters. Her mom was also cool.

Current Life

Pancake currently resides in Sunnyvale, California with her servants, Alisa and Alex. She has an entire floor of an apartment to herself, gets lots of walks and treats, and mostly just lays around all day. Sometimes she gets special meals made up of chicken, peas, and carrots. She loves to eat anything and everything, including, but not limited to, chicken, beef, raw hide, bully sticks, cheese, grass, cookies, blueberries, board game pieces, cabbage, broccoli, and stuffed animals. She barks at everyone that walks by the door, and is triggered by the words "goodnight" and "bye". They cause her to bark incessantly and grab anything loose in her vicinity. Pancake can sometimes be a mean dog, but she's a good dog.

Hopes and Dreams

  1. Become king of all dogs
  2. Eat all of the snacks in the snack corner
  3. Run free in an enormous backyard
  4. Maul all stuffed animals